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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 2:03:42 GMT -8
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Because it was dead  |
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 2:05:43 GMT -8
Teacher: "Tommy, if I had ten apples in one hand and twenty in the other, what would I have?" {Spoiler}
Tommy: "Big hands, miss." |
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 2:11:10 GMT -8
What's the difference between Batman and a robber? {Spoiler}
Batman can go into a store without robin.
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 2:15:11 GMT -8
Why is Bruce Wayne so good at baseball? {Spoiler}
Because he's the Bat-man! |
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 2:18:01 GMT -8
What do you get if a lorry full of tortoises collides with a van full of terrapins? {Spoiler}
A turtle disaster! |
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Post by FiveZero on Jun 22, 2017 4:18:06 GMT -8
What do you get when you cross an elephant and an rhino? {Spoiler}
Elephino |
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 13:27:39 GMT -8
What do you get when you cross an elephant and an rhino? {Spoiler}
Elephino That's what we want to see  |
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Post by FiveZero on Jun 22, 2017 18:30:28 GMT -8
I thought this was funny.
Yo momma is so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
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Post by FiveZero on Jun 22, 2017 18:34:14 GMT -8
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it becomes soap opera.
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Post by slym2none on Jun 22, 2017 18:43:43 GMT -8
During the act of lovemaking, a man looks to his lover and asks "Do you smoke after sex?"
She replies "I don't know, I've never looked."
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Post by Bats on Jun 24, 2017 15:19:03 GMT -8
A man walks into a bar... {Spoiler}
"Ouch!" |
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Post by Bats on Jun 24, 2017 15:26:59 GMT -8
A horse walks into a bar. The Barman says... {Spoiler}
"Got any ID, Dobbin?" |
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Post by slym2none on Jun 24, 2017 16:14:30 GMT -8
A horse walks into a bar. The Barman says... {Spoiler}
"Got any ID, Dobbin?" Pants. |
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Post by slym2none on Jun 24, 2017 16:16:35 GMT -8
I'd like to get a job cleaning mirrors. {Punch line}
It's something I can really see myself doing! |
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Post by slym2none on Jun 24, 2017 16:17:28 GMT -8
What does a clock do when it's still hungry? {Zinger}
It goes back four seconds! |
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