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Post by Bats on Dec 9, 2018 11:34:40 GMT -8
I saw Elton John on a night out last Saturday, so I instinctively punched him in the face. The two faced bastard had me arrested!
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Post by Bats on Dec 9, 2018 11:45:41 GMT -8
I hear the inventor of predictive text has died... {Punchline}
His funfair will be hello on sundial. |
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on Dec 9, 2018 15:21:25 GMT -8
Two blondes were driving down a California Freeway to Disneyland, excited to finally be living their dream. Soon they saw a sign...
DISNEYLAND LEFT
Disappointed, they turned around and went home.
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Post by Stu on Dec 9, 2018 15:35:38 GMT -8
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Post by Bats on Oct 27, 2019 6:00:52 GMT -8
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
{Spoiler}
Rock it. |
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Post by Stu on Nov 9, 2019 12:42:28 GMT -8
One of our favorites - What's the best time to go to the dentist? {Spoiler}2:30 (tooth hurty) |
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Post by steveinthecity on Nov 9, 2019 12:47:29 GMT -8
One of our favorites - What's the best time to go to the dentist? {Spoiler}2:30 (tooth hurty)  It's still somewhat early, but I don't think anyone will top this today. |
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Post by Bats on Nov 9, 2019 13:49:52 GMT -8
One of our favorites - What's the best time to go to the dentist? {Spoiler}2:30 (tooth hurty) It's still somewhat early, but I don't think anyone will top this today. That is an all time great. I actually used it the other day. |
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Post by Stu on Nov 10, 2019 15:09:17 GMT -8
One of my other favorites is what I call the "Ross Perot Can I Finish?" jokes. You know, I say "Hey Ryan you're pretty funny..." wait a second or two "looking". Kids love it!  |
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