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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 21, 2019 22:17:56 GMT -8
Naked man tries passing through TSA checkpoint at Detroit Metro AirportlinkyROMULUS, Mich. (WXYZ) — A naked man attempted to walk through a TSA security check at Detroit Metropolitan Airport's McNamara Terminal Friday morning. According to an airport spokesperson, the incident happened at 6:30 a.m. The man walked up to a checkpoint at the McNamara Terminal and removed his clothing. He then disconnected a stanchion, or barrier, at the checkpoint, and approached a metal detector. The TSA officers didn't allow the man through the detector. Shameka Scott was traveling to Atlanta when she heard commotion and turned to see the naked man running past security. Scott says the man veered around the detector and made it to where TSA agents screen the bags after people walk through the detectors. "I’m just shocked he got that far through TSA," she said. "I’m just grateful he did ‘t (sic) have a bomb or anything like that. I could have been seriously hurt."
The Wayne County Airport Authority's police and fire departments responded to the scene and determined that the man did not pose a threat. Scott said TSA agents attempted to cover him with garbage bags and the man was very nonchalant and compliant. The man was then transported to a local hospital.  As for Shameka, an innocent bystander, I can't begin to imagine the terror she must have felt. She was standing defenseless and vulnerable in her stocking feet, mere yards from a naked man, wondering if he possessed a bomb that could have seriously hurt herself and others. 
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2019 1:05:56 GMT -8
Never believe what you read in the Daily Mirror! Or any other British Red Top for that matter.
Or any other newspaper full stop.
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
- Mark Twain Hadn't realized the Daily Mirror had crossed that line into Weekly World News territory or the older (classic  ) National Enquirer before they started only writing about celebrity's relationships and related gossip. Probably why I like the Daily Mirror.     I can trump that. Our worst paper is the Daily Sport (formally the Sunday Sport, started in the 80s). It's 7 days a week now...
  
It's success can be attributed to sheer crap and titillation.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 23, 2019 18:43:38 GMT -8
Florida Man Threatens Co-workers, Strips NakedlinkyCONCH KEY, Fla. (CBS12) — A restaurant employee threatened his coworkers with a fillet knife before stripping naked and passing out on the property, deputies say.
Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies were dispatched to Nichols Seafood restaurant in Conch Key shortly after 5 p.m. Friday night regarding an intoxicated and disorderly person.
Deputies say when they arrived, restaurant employees said 46-year-old Adianel Morales had been drinking on the job and became belligerent and was asked to leave. Morales' coworkers told deputies he spray painted a security camera and damaged several others, totaling more than $1,000 in damage. That was when he grabbed a fillet knife and threatened other restaurant employees, before they managed to take the knife away. Morales then stripped naked and started walking around the property before passing out in the restaurant's business office.
Morales was found naked and asleep in the office when deputies arrived, according to the sheriff's office. When told to get dressed, Morales cursed at deputies and attempted to slam the office door shut.
Deputies warned Morales he would be tased if he didn't comply and, deputies say, that was when he tried to grab something in the room which prompted Deputy Hradecky to draw his gun. At this point, Morales cooperated.
The sheriff's office says Morales' speech was slurred and he smelled of alcohol. While deputies were trying to get him into the back seat of a patrol car, he said he wished for "death by cop" and refused to get in the car, all the while kicking deputies.
Morales was tased and then seated in the back seat of the patrol car where he beat his head against the partition while on the way to jail, the sheriff's office said. He was placed in a restraint chair.
Morales is charged with disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief and resisting with violence and battery on law enforcement officers.
He remains in jail on $45,000 bond.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 24, 2019 15:03:25 GMT -8
Naked Man Running Through Titusville Walmart Parking Lot Arrestedlinky
Titusville, FL
A naked man reported running naked through a Walmart parking lot was taken into custody by police Monday afternoon.
Police responded to the Titusville Walmart on State Road 50 about 5 p.m. Monday after reports of a disturbance, according to Titusville Police Department spokeswoman Amy Matthews.
Officers could not immediately identify the man because of his lack of identification. No information was known on why the man was naked in the parking lot
Matthews said police were looking into reports of possible gunfire related to the incident and added that nobody was injured.
No further details were immediately available as police continued to investigate.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 24, 2019 15:56:14 GMT -8
Naked Man Goes On Rampage At Firefly, Knocking Over DJ Equipment And Punching People
linkyDover, DE Music festivals should be a place where you can let go and enjoy yourself among friends and lots of great music. However, some people go to events with the intention of getting too  up, whether on alcohol or other substances, and this doesn’t always lead to the best results. One many at Firefly Music Festival this weekend was apprehended after stripped naked, streaked through the venue and knocked over sound gear.
Official reports are that “there were no reported injuries at the Bud Light tent and no reports of assaults connected to the incident.” However, a string of tweets after searching “naked firefly” on Twitter tells a different story…
Dover police Cpl. Mark Hoffman says the man was arrested on misdemeanor criminal mischief charges and accompanied to a medical tent due to his intoxication levels.
The streaking came the same day as police reported at least two dozen phones had been stolen at the music festival.
Firefly was headlined by Panic! At The Disco, Post Malone, and Travis Scott, with support from Zedd, Kygo, DJ Snake, Passion Pit, Death Cab For Cutie, and more.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 25, 2019 21:18:31 GMT -8
Police: Naked Man Stole Boat
linkyTYNGSBORO, MA
A 45-year-old Burlington man was hospitalized for observation after he was caught, in the nude, trying to steal a pair of boats docked along the Merrimack River behind Johnson Automotive on Tuesday, authorities say.
The owner of the boats and the auto shop said the naked man trashed one boat and doused it in gasoline before freeing it from the dock. Police soon arrived and took the man into custody."It was an interesting course of events," said Eric Johnson, while going over the odd situation inside his business a few hours after the incident concluded.
It started about 12:30 p.m., when Johnson received a call from a neighbor who warned him of a naked man walking down the railroad tracks behind Johnson Automotive, located at 141 Middlesex Road. The railroad tracks run along the Merrimack River, where Johnson has a boat dock situated right behind his auto shop.
Out of concern for his boats, Johnson decided he would see if there was any truth to his neighbor's strange warning.
Johnson walked to the edge of the railroad tracks, where he confirmed the presence of a fully naked man.
"Not a stitch of clothing on," Johnson said. "No shoes, no nothing."
He also noticed his boat with an outboard motor was missing from its usual spot. Johnson further noticed the naked man attempting to untie his other boat — a canoe — from its moorings.
Johnson confronted the man with a question.
"Where's my boat?"
"He's talking gibberish," Johnson said. "He was all over the place."
Police were then called to the location. Officers approached the nude man, who jumped into the river and swam to a distance where police could not reach him, according to a Tyngsboro Police Department press release.
Out of concern for the man's safety, police requested the assistance of the Tyngsboro Fire Department, which launched a boat into the river. The man was retrieved downstream and returned to shore, police said. He was then transported to Lowell General Hospital.
"I'm glad that our officers were able to intervene before this suspect was able to successfully leave the scene with a stolen boat," Police Chief Richard Howe stated in the press release. "I'm also grateful that nobody was injured as a result of this incident, and for the professional and quick response of the Tyngsborough Fire Department in safely rescuing him from the water."
Johnson used his canoe to paddle down river and recover his other boat. According to Johnson, seats in the boat had been torn out, while the gasoline from the outboard motor was dumped all over the boat's inside.
"Fortunately, he didn't have a lighter on him," said Johnson, who stressed the man had limited places to carry a lighter.
After police took the man into custody, Johnson snapped a photo of the man who was standing on the dock. At that point, the man was wrapped in a towel and surrounded by emergency responders.
The photo sat next to the cash register on the counter inside Johnson Automotive late Tuesday afternoon. The auto shop has been operating at that location on Middlesex Road for 26 years.
The Burlington man will be issued a summons for malicious destruction of property over $1,200, furnishing a false identification to law enforcement and larceny over $1,200, police said. His name was not released since he is being summonsed instead of arrested.
"It was a strange day," Johnson said.Follow Aaron Curtis on Twitter @aselahcurtis
 A 45-year-old Burlington man stands wrapped in a white blanket as he's attended to by first responders after he allegedly tried to steal two boats and then fled into the Merrimack River on Tuesday in Tyngsboro. (Photo courtesy Eric Johnson)
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 25, 2019 21:32:33 GMT -8
Naked, Dancing Florida Man Arrested At Mamaroneck Gas Stationlinky
MAMARONECK, NY
An onlooker's video really fleshed out details of a Mamaroneck arrest.
Village police swarmed a gas station recently and used a Taser to stop a naked 36-year-old man who danced in the parking lot before he tried to drive away as onlookers captured video of the strange scene.
The man from Hobe Sound, Florida, appeared to be on drugs, police Lt. Sandra DiRuzza said Monday about the incident, which was captured on video by someone who was watching the arrest unfold.
It is Westchester's brush with the "Florida Man" meme, a viral social media joke that highlights wacky stories of Florida folks running afoul of the law.
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It is also the second video catching fire on social media of someone stripping down in Westchester as the weather heats up. Last week a man was filmed swimming in the Renaissance Plaza fountain in White Plains.
The Mamaroneck encounter occurred around 10:10 p.m. on June 11 at the Sunoco gas station at 540 Mamaroneck Ave., DiRuzza said. Officers responded after an employee there reported someone acting erratically.
As depicted in a video posted on Facebook by an onlooker, police are in the parking lot as the man prances out of the gas station's food mart and into a car next to a gas pump.
The man then tried to drive away, but two police cars boxed his car in at the parking lot's Mamaroneck Avenue exit, where several officers surrounded the man's car. An officer opened the driver's side door and the man got out. Officers used a Taser on the man after he refused to comply with officers’ verbal commands, DiRuzza said.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was charged with operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of drugs and public lewdness, both misdemeanors, and unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation, DiRuzza said.
The man was taken to a hospital for evaluation and given a future date to appear in Mamaroneck Village Court, she said
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Post by steveinthecity on Jul 7, 2019 21:53:56 GMT -8
Naked Man Caught On Camera Strolling Mobile Neighborhood, Accused Of Taking DoglinkyMOBILE, Ala. - A doorbell camera caught a naked man walking right up to a front door in West Mobile Friday morning, and the same guy is accused of taking a dog, which later returned home. FOX10 News is concealing the man's identity because Mobile police haven't revealed he's been charged with a crime. "Nobody was hurt, the guy was apprehended by the police," the homeowner who nabbed the doorbell camera video said. "He’s going to get the help he needs, hopefully.” The man's bold early morning stroll happened Friday around 2 a.m., per the doorbell camera's timestamp. “It’s one of those situations where you don’t know whether to arm yourself or just laugh at the guy but it didn’t’ take but five seconds to realize, this is one you laugh at," the same homeowner said. "He never actually rang the bell he just showed up on the porch, without a stitch on, naked as a jaybird." Several of the homeowners FOX10 spoke to in the area of Cottage Hill said the incident is alarming, and are hoping the man gets the help he needs. "It could have been a lot worse". 
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Post by steveinthecity on Jul 7, 2019 22:05:51 GMT -8
Naked Man Sits Outside Allegheny CourthouselinkyPittsburgh, PA(KDKA) – A naked man was spotted sitting on the pavement outside the courthouse downtown. A public safety officer said that a man took his clothes off in front of Juvenile Court to protest an unknown cause around 2:30 p.m. today He reportedly covered his genitals and did not expose himself to anyone. No children were reportedly present at the time. When police told him to put his clothes back on, he did. He was not arrested. 
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on Jul 11, 2019 9:40:06 GMT -8
I knew there would be exploits of Florida Man in here Also Tit us ville  |
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Post by steveinthecity on Jul 11, 2019 21:03:30 GMT -8
Naked Man With Mullet Filmed Sliding Down Train CarriagelinkyAustralia - Catching the train home at night can bring with it many emotions. You never know who is going to get on your carriage - they might make you feel uncomfortable, nervous, nothing at all, and then there are some that just make you laugh. So if you were riding on the Lilyfield Line on Melbourne's Metro last night, then you certainly would have been treated to the latter. An unknown man decided to jazz up the evening commute by dropping his dacks, taking off his top and sliding down a carriage. The man, who was also sporting an incredible mullet, ran to the end of one carriage, with more than a dozen people cheering him on. He managed to slide several metres thanks to a mysterious liquid on the train floor. The floor of a train is probably one of the dirtiest places you can find so you can only imagine what would have been on that bloke's chest after the stunt. The clip of the hilarious act was posted on the Lilydale Line Facebook group and has absolutely gone viral, with nearly 20,000 people liking, sharing and commenting on the post. Patriotism was high on the agenda, with one person writing: "This is what it means to be Australian." Another proud Aussie said: "This is the most Australian video I've seen all year." Then there were people who were concerned for the man's welfare, with one person saying: "Jeez he's brave bloke. I wouldn't want my night tool scraping across the ground like that." But another noted that it's just a nice, uplifting moment that should be celebrated, writing on Facebook: "Listen if everyone was having fun and no one got stabbed then that's a step up." Sadly, it seems like not everyone is cheering over the video, namely the Metro service. A spokesperson for the Metro told Channel 9: "Passenger safety is Metro's number one priority and this type of behaviour is completely unacceptable on public transport. "If passengers witness anything of this nature on board a train, we urge them to press the emergency call button to alert Metro staff or to call police. "We encourage our passengers to be mindful of those around them, which means behaving in a respectful and community-minded way." It certainly seems as though the people around the naked mullet man were absolutely loving the stunt and would even want him to do it again.  Slide show of still images with the shameful nekkidity blurred out -
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Post by Bats on Jul 12, 2019 14:46:20 GMT -8
Naked Man Seen at Punk Revival Concert
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A man was seen running naked through the crowd at a recent Stiff Little Fingers reunion concert. The concert held in Someplace, Canada, was host to over 10,000 punk fans. When interviewed by the police, many of the gig-goers reported seeing "a tall naked man with long hair" running though the crowd asking people if they had a flowerpot. The man has so far evaded capture, however police say it's only a matter of time before he's exposed. Again. |
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on Jul 14, 2019 11:40:40 GMT -8
Naked Man Seen at Punk Revival Concert
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A man was seen running naked through the crowd at a recent Stiff Little Fingers reunion concert. The concert held in Someplace, Canada, was host to over 10,000 punk fans. When interviewed by the police, many of the gig-goers reported seeing "a tall naked man with long hair" running though the crowd asking people if they had a flowerpot. The man has so far evaded capture, however police say it's only a matter of time before he's exposed. Again. Was only a few hundred at the show,small venue |
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Post by steveinthecity on Jul 15, 2019 10:58:27 GMT -8
Naked Man Arrested In Front Of Wacko's Gentlemen's Club In JacksonvillelinkyJACKSONVILLE, Fla. - The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office arrested Raymond Tylor Surber after reports of a "drunk and naked individual" walking around Wacko's storefront on Thursday, July 4, police say. Police observed that Surber had swollen, bloodshot and watery eyes and was very incoherent, JSO says. Surber was also repeating "I have to go to the bathroom," according to the report. At the time of the arrest, Surber could not provide his name, where we was coming from or an explanation of why he was naked and walking around, police say. Police searched the area and were able to locate a pair of black shorts containing Surber's Florida driver's license and a pink iPhone on the ground. 
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Post by steveinthecity on Jul 17, 2019 7:28:34 GMT -8
Naked Man Captured On Camera Lurking Outside St. Cloud HomeMan spotted on video wearing only a backpacklinkySt. Cloud, Florida - A shocking sight was captured by a security camera outside a St. Cloud home. The video, posted on social media by a woman, shows a naked man, wearing only a backpack, rummaging through her car. The homeowner said the incident happened late Tuesday in the Ashton Park neighborhood. It's unclear if the man stole anything from the car. St. Cloud police said they are investigating the incident.  A neighborhood cat appears paralyzed with fear after coming upon the naked man.
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) National Enquirer before they started only writing about celebrity's relationships and related gossip. Probably why I like the Daily Mirror. 
up, whether on alcohol or other substances, and this doesn’t always lead to the best results. One many at Firefly Music Festival this weekend was apprehended after stripped naked, streaked through the venue and knocked over sound gear.
