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Post by Jeffro on Aug 7, 2017 3:28:41 GMT -8
 Stark naked man pictured dangling from first floor window in Cambridge "naked man" and "dangling" should never be used in the same sentence |
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Post by steveinthecity on Aug 7, 2017 8:59:48 GMT -8
Stark naked man pictured dangling from first floor window in Cambridge "naked man" and "dangling" should never be used in the same sentence I thought it more curious 'dangerously dangling' and 'dangerously balanced' were used in conjunction with 'first floor window'. Makes me wonder how windows are placed on buildings in Cambridge? It may be telling that this did occur on High Street, so maybe the first floors there are way up off the ground compared to what I'm used to in the States.  Isn't hypothermic paradoxical undressing fascinating...? I'm quite fascinated by not just the person's motivation, but in their ability to follow through and remain naked in the most absurd circumstances. |
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Post by Jeffro on Aug 8, 2017 2:48:14 GMT -8
It's the mind altering substances or the underlying psychosis in most cases, I think. |
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Post by Jeffro on Aug 8, 2017 2:48:57 GMT -8
I mean, my dad got bombed all the time but he never came close to drunk naked.
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Post by Jeffro on Aug 8, 2017 4:45:31 GMT -8
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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on Feb 27, 2018 8:37:23 GMT -8
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 11, 2019 17:57:31 GMT -8
Palace Pier closed as naked man sparks chaos on Brighton seafrontlinky
Brighton, England The nude man was seen leaping from roof to roof as he evaded security guards, before jumping into the sea.
He then escaped from a coastguard boat which had rescued him and climbed back onto the pier, according to witnesses.Stunned onlooker Ben Johnson, who managed to take a picture of the man, said: "I was shocked, it's my first time in Brighton and It's a Tuesday."
"The naked man was running around the pier.""He jumped onto Horatio's bar roof, then on the dolphin derby roof."
Police, the fire service and the coastguard are at the scene, trying to keep the situation under control and contain the man.
Mr Johnson added: "Now he's under the pier, coastguard, police, fire service and ambulance service on scene."
Brandon Duke watched from the beach as the man jumped from the pier into the water.
He said: "I saw a naked male jump into the sea he was trying impersonate a helicopter as he jumped off
"He swung his lower region around in circles to re-create a 'helicopter'.
"And then he jumped."
Mr Duke added that the coastguard found the man in the water but he managed to jump back up onto the pier.
A Police spokesman said: "We received the call at 7.30pm.
"The man was seen running across the tops of roofs on Brighton Pier.
"He then jumped into the water."
"We are attending as well as the coastguard and fire service."
The naked man is hiding underneath the pier as emergency services attempt to coax him to safety.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 14, 2019 19:25:34 GMT -8
PD: Naked man caught keying car in Central Phoenixlinky
Phoenix, Arizona
PHOENIX — A naked man was allegedly caught keying a car in central Phoenix.
Phoenix police report that on June 7 they responded to 7th Street and Indian School Road for a report of a naked man walking around.
When police arrived they saw a naked man, David Scott Laney, 53, standing in front of a blue car, scratching the hood with a pair of scissors.
When Laney saw the police, he started walking away. He later reportedly threw the scissors away.
Police soon arrested him.
Police say Laney did about $2,000 worth of damage to the car.
He's been charged with criminal damage and indecent exposure.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 14, 2019 19:41:38 GMT -8
Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' At McDonald's Before 'Trying To Have' Relations With A Railinglinky
Naples, Florida
A Florida man stripped naked, did what the arresting officer described as a "strange dance" at a McDonald's restaurant, and was seen "trying to have relations with a railing" by a witness to the bizarre incident.
A day prior to Sunday's disturbance, John Francis Morgan, 62, had told a Collier County Sheriff's Office deputy that he intended to go to the McDonald's in Naples, where he had been banned over a similar previous outburst.
The officer warned him not to go there and Morgan said he would not. But Morgan did not heed that warning and the following day went to the McDonald's restaurant on Tamiami Trail East anyway.
"I was dispatched to McDonald's in reference to a white male wearing white shorts taking their clothes off and doing a strange dance," said Morgan's arrest report, written by Officer D. Grossklass.
"The caller stated that they believed the male to be possibly on drugs. The male was doing this near the front door of the McDonald's.
"While I was on my way to McDonald's it [was] also stated that the male pulled his pants down, but put them back on. Lastly, the caller stated that it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing."
According to Collier County Sheriff's Office, Morgan is charged with one count of trespass of a property and is in custody. He will appear in court on July 3.
Morgan has a number of previous arrests, including one last month for battery. He is due up in court on Wednesday to face that charge. Other arrests have been on charges including breach of peace, several for trespass, drinking alcohol in public and disorderly intoxication.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 15, 2019 19:58:35 GMT -8
Naked Man Charged With Assaulting Moviegoers, PolicelinkyFrom NBC5, Burlington, VT:
What started off as a standard night at the Big Picture Movie Theater and Cafe in Waitsfield quickly took a bizarre twist.
"We clearly knew he was not in a great state of mind," said Kevin McMillion, the owner of the theater.
He said it started when Charles Root, 40, walked into the lobby around 8 p.m. Thursday and allegedly started getting violent with people inside.
"We've had some unruly customers before but never anything like this," said McMillion.
He said Root punched him in the face three times and assaulted customers before they were finally able to lock him outside.
Root's handprints were still on the front door Friday morning.
"He's clearly struggling with something," said McMillion.
The situation took an even stranger turn once Vermont State Police arrived, finding Root naked in the parking lot.
"(Root) was outside the theater at the time (and) charged toward the cruiser, leapt in a single bound up onto the hood and began to essentially punch the windshield," said Adam Silverman, the Vermont State Police's public information officer.
Silverman said Root did about $2,000 worth of damage to the cruiser, chipping paint on the hood and shattering a portion of the windshield.
Police stunned Root twice with a Taser before charging him with five misdemeanors, including simple assault after he spat at an officer.
Root pleaded not guilty to all five charges before a judge ordered he be screened for substance abuse.
"We are investigating whether substance abuse or substance use played any kind of role in what happened," said Silverman.
The community is thankful nobody was seriously hurt.
"I'm glad everyone made it out OK," said McMillion.
Root is due back in court in August. ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° Charles Root · "If only all of you would walk your own path and understand I just mourned my lost love and let it all go and yes I punched a cop in the face and spit in one naked and you call me a  !!!!  😂 keep watching Facebook and I’ll keep
Blessing people"
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 20, 2019 20:31:00 GMT -8
Nevada County Police Blotter: Naked Man In Lake Just Wanted To Be CleanlinkyGrass Valley, CA Nevada County Police Blotter - 8:48 p.m. — A caller from a camp on Lake Vera-Purdon Road reported a man had been completely nude and standing in the lake before leaving in a vehicle that smelled strongly of marijuana. He claimed he had no water and just wanted to be clean.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 20, 2019 20:46:08 GMT -8
Moniteau County Deputies: Naked Man, Meth Pipe Found In VehiclelinkyMoniteau County, Missouri Moniteau County deputies arrested two people Wednesday after they found a naked man and a woman sleeping in a vehicle near Jamestown, the sheriff's office said. Elizabeth A. Knox, 55, and Jeffrey R. Stoney, 37, both of Sedalia, were taken to the Moniteau County Jail after deputies found them inside a car in a driveway off Route P, according to a news release from the Moniteau County Sheriff's Office. Deputies found a man and woman asleep in the car and the man had no clothes on, the sheriff's office said. Knox and Stoney did not know how they got there and deputies found two methamphetamine pipes in the vehicle, according to the release. Deputies also found meth on Knox, the sheriff's office said. Knox and Stoney were jailed without bond on suspicion of possessing meth and paraphernalia.  
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 20, 2019 20:56:41 GMT -8
Naked Man And Woman Burst Into Pensioner's Home And Start Having Sex
The couple only stopped when a second naked man walked in and told them they were in the wrong flat, it is claimed linky
From the Daily Mirror (UK) A naked man and woman burst into an 83-year-old pensioner's home and started having sex in front of her, an MSP has claimed. The elderly woman was left horrified when the couple suddenly entered her flat through the unlocked door and began romping in her front room. The shocking lovemaking session only came to an end when a second naked man walked into the home and told the naked couple that they were going at it in the wrong flat. MSPs were told the embarrassed trio left and the pensioner was left stunned by the ordeal, the Daily Record reports. The alleged incident was raised at Holyrood by Green MSP Andy Wightman.
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Post by Bats on Jun 21, 2019 13:47:28 GMT -8
Never believe what you read in the Daily Mirror! Or any other British Red Top for that matter.
Or any other newspaper full stop.
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
- Mark Twain |
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 21, 2019 15:47:15 GMT -8
Never believe what you read in the Daily Mirror! Or any other British Red Top for that matter.
Or any other newspaper full stop.
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
- Mark Twain Hadn't realized the Daily Mirror had crossed that line into Weekly World News territory or the older (classic  ) National Enquirer before they started only writing about celebrity's relationships and related gossip. Probably why I like the Daily Mirror.     |
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Happened yesterday.
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) National Enquirer before they started only writing about celebrity's relationships and related gossip. Probably why I like the Daily Mirror. 
