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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 10, 2017 12:34:11 GMT -8
Lotsa nudity.
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Post by slym2none on May 10, 2017 12:46:11 GMT -8
If I was naked and the police were trying to grab me, I'd just whip the ol' helicopter around at 'em. Basically, I'd be saying "Tase me, bro!"  |
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 10, 2017 13:58:16 GMT -8
you dont want your dingus tazed...
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Post by slym2none on May 10, 2017 14:46:53 GMT -8
Maybe you don't...
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 10, 2017 16:31:09 GMT -8
that's a big ten four.
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Post by slym2none on May 10, 2017 18:10:54 GMT -8
It sure is... wait.
How did you know?
STOP PEEPING!!!
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 10, 2017 22:15:00 GMT -8
put down the drapes.
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 15, 2017 14:17:34 GMT -8
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Post by slym2none on May 15, 2017 18:51:39 GMT -8
Sometimes it's a few weeks between incidents. I wonder if the moon was full during these times. I'd say so, as they were all naked. (Get it?)  |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 16, 2017 13:30:51 GMT -8
Naked Man Throws ‘Caustic Chemicals’ On Himself In San Bernardino Stater Bros, Passes OutLinkyA naked man threw “caustic chemicals” on himself and others inside a San Bernardino Stater Bros. before eventually passing out Monday evening, May 15, police said. The incident was reported about 9:47 p.m. in the 100 block of E. 40th Street, said San Bernardino police spokeswoman Eileen Hards. Hards said she believed the caustic chemical was bleach. According to Lt. Mike Madden, store employees detained the unidentified man before police arrived. Initial police reports that an employee used force were incorrect. “At some point, I’m not sure what the exact cause of it was, he degraded and lost consciousness until our officers arrived and gave him CPR,” Hards said. The man was resuscitated and taken to the hospital in critical condition and was being treated there Tuesday morning, she said. “We don’t know if he was under the influence of any types of drugs or possibly dealing with a mental health issue,” Madden said. It’s unclear if the man will face any sort of charges or if he will just be held and treated at the hospital.
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Post by steveinthecity on May 16, 2017 13:34:54 GMT -8
Naked Man Backs Up Traffic On South BroadwayLinkySulphur Springs, Texas If you were on South Broadway between 8:30 and 9 p.m. Thursday night, you know why traffic was backed up. A 44-year old Sulphur Springs man was walking northbound in the left turn lane in the midst of heavy traffic. He was naked. The man is charged with Indecent Exposure and with Obstruction of Roadway. He was arrested but not handcuffed due to a handicapped arm.
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Post by steveinthecity on May 16, 2017 13:39:59 GMT -8
Naked Man On East Ham Roof Throws Chimney Parts In Police Stand-offLinkyLondon  The hour-long incident in Stevenage Road, ended on Saturday morning around 9.15am when firefighters in a cherry-picker managed to talk the man down. Ivaylo Vasilev, of no fixed address, is charged with three counts of criminal damage, one count of breaching public order, one count of exposure and another of trespassing on a railway.
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Post by steveinthecity on May 16, 2017 13:42:39 GMT -8
Reports Of Naked, Masked Man On U.S. 64 Lead To ArrestLinkyNorth Carolina, USA Louisburg, N.C. — A 52-year-old man faces five counts of indecent exposure after deputies from the Nash and Franklin county sheriff's offices linked him to reports of flashing along U.S. Highway 64. For about a week, law enforcement and social media channels saw an influx of reports that a man, wearing only a mask, was standing alongside the highway near Exit 448 to N.C. Highway 98. Each time law enforcement arrive the man had left the area. Authorities did not say how they connected Bobby Lee Marshall, of EF Cottrell Road in Louisburg, to the displays. Nash County sheriff's deputies arrested him Tuesday and put him in the Nash County Jail under a $1,250 secured bond.
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Post by slym2none on May 16, 2017 15:31:20 GMT -8
Louisburg is just over an hour from me.  |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 20, 2017 12:14:36 GMT -8
Naked Man Who Drunkenly 'Scared Man To Death' Gets Jail TimeLinkyBAY CITY, Michigan -- A 23-year-old man is spending the next few months in jail, his penalty for potentially scaring an elderly man to death by appearing naked on his doorstep and then drunkenly driving a few months later. Bay County District Judge Mark E. Janer on Thursday, May 18, sentenced a shackled Jordan G. Litzner to concurrent terms of 157 days and 180 days in jail. He gave him credit for 82 days already served. The shorter stint stems from a probation violation, while the longer term results from Litzner in April pleading guilty to second-offense operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated. Janer also ordered Litzner to pay $1,813 in court fines and costs, a cumulative amount from his various criminal files. The judge offered Litzner to spend one year in jail rather than pay any dollar amount, but Litzner turned him down. 23-year-old faces new charge after breaking probation. Litzner's past Litzner's criminal history includes a 2013 conviction of second-offense minor in possession, a 2012 conviction of aggravated assault, and a 2011 conviction of breaking and entering a motor vehicle. That last conviction stemmed from Litzner breaking into a deputy's personal car. Litzner in February 2015 had been charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, but pleaded it down to impaired driving. In the wee hours of June 26, a nude, wet, and intoxicated Litzner showed up on the property of Richard G. "Mike" and Mary Lu O'Riordan in the 2900 block of Evergreen Drive on Middlegrounds Island in Frankenlust Township. He was trying to enter their house, screaming for help when Mike O'Riordan collapsed from a heart attack. He died in a hospital two days later.
His widow previously told The Times she believed Litzner scared her husband to death.Litzner told responding police he had been assaulted in the woods and had jumped in the Saginaw River. He did not elaborate on where his clothes were. Litzner was charged with and convicted of indecent exposure. He received a sentence of 90 days in jail and one year of probation, during which he was prohibited from consuming alcohol. He violated probation the morning of Feb. 26, when a Bay County Sheriff's deputy pulled him over as he drunkenly drove through Williams Township.
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