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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 2, 2017 17:16:31 GMT -8
I can guarantee that you'll never read a news story about me being naked anywhere in public. Guaranteed I dunno if I can say the same for myself. Put a large enough number of spiders down my clothes, I might be jaybird-naked in no time, no matter where I am. *Note to self - never meet these people. Ever. Under any circumstances.*  You're never coming to visit my tarantula room? |
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Post by slym2none on May 2, 2017 17:31:04 GMT -8
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Post by Jeffro on May 3, 2017 3:06:53 GMT -8
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Post by steveinthecity on May 3, 2017 12:40:46 GMT -8
D.C. Police Arrest 2nd Naked Man On 14th Street In Less Than 2 Months LinkyWASHINGTON (ABC7) — D.C. police arrested a naked man at 14th Street and U by the Trader Joes early Wednesday morning, officials report. It's unclear at this time if the man was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The incident took place some time around 1 a.m., according to sources. Last month, another naked man stopped traffic on 14th Street during the morning rush hour. He was determined to be on PCP. |
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Post by slym2none on May 3, 2017 14:38:00 GMT -8
It would actually be far more interesting if the person wasn't on drugs or an altered mind-set.  |
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Post by slym2none on May 3, 2017 14:39:27 GMT -8
My old uncle Dave always used to tell me "If you see a naked man running past you on the sidewalk, run with that man. There's bound to be some awful  where he was coming from." Actually, it was Dave Attel, but I wanted to use his joke. :] |
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 3, 2017 15:16:18 GMT -8
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Post by steveinthecity on May 3, 2017 17:09:52 GMT -8
Police Investigating After Naked Man Spotted Near Henrico School LinkyHENRICO COUNTY, Va. — Police are looking for a man seen standing naked behind a baseball field near a Henrico middle school Tuesday evening. Police said around 7:30 p.m. they received a call from a woman who said she was jogging in the 4700 block of Pouncey Tract Road when she spotted a man with no clothes on. She said the naked man was behind a baseball field near Short Pump Middle School.Investigators have not released any further description of the man at this time. If you have any further information about the suspect of the incident, please contact Crime Stoppers at (804) 780 -1000. Anyone with information can submit a news tip here. |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 3, 2017 17:30:38 GMT -8
Cops Collar Naked Man LinkyFrom British Columbia, Canada An alleged assault, a stolen car and a naked man had Kamloops RCMP on the move Wednesday morning. The strange scenario began at around 2 a.m. when police responded to a complaint from the public in the Sahali area of Kamloops regarding an alleged assault and theft of a vehicle. “It was reported that a 41-year-old male had assaulted his father and fled in a stolen vehicle,” said Cpl. Brandon Buliziuk. “At approximately 7:00 a.m., members responded to another call from the public which indicated that a vehicle matching the description of the vehicle stolen earlier, was parked in an obscure manner in the Peterson Creek Park area of Kamloops. A male was later observed to be near the creek and was described as being naked.” Several RCMP descended on the area and a perimeter established. Kamloops general duty members, police dog services and other support units closed in on the male. “After a brief yet effective verbal exchange, the male was brought into custody without incident,” said Buliziuk. “Kamloops Fire Rescue and BC Ambulance attended to aid in the extraction of the male from the park area and to further treat him for what was believed to be symptoms of hypothermia.” The man was transported to Royal Inland Hospital for an assessment of his overall wellbeing. The investigation into the assault and theft of vehicle is ongoing, but it is believed charges will be forwarded to Crown Counsel for assessment in the near future. |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 5, 2017 14:57:00 GMT -8
Man Breaks Into Home Naked And Urinates On Floor LinkyThe Dominion Post - West Virginia MORGANTOWN — A Morgantown man was arrested after breaking into a house on Forest Avenue early May 5. According to a press release, the residents returned home to find a naked man passed out on the floor of their living room. The victims reported that the suspect allegedly urinated on the floor and ate food from the refrigerator. No clothing for the suspect was found at the scene. Officers with the Morgantown Police Department responded to the house at 3:49 a.m. and arrested the suspect. Zachary Thomas Summers, 20, was charged with burglary and is pending arraignment due to intoxication. |
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 5, 2017 16:23:04 GMT -8
Funny enough,I think BC is almost as far away from me as England  |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 9, 2017 17:33:21 GMT -8
Naked Man Tased, Arrested In Kohler Golf Course Parking Lot Linky KOHLER -- A naked man was tased and arrested Monday in the parking lot of Kohler's Blackwolf Run golf course, police say. Police were called to the course's parking lot just before 9:00 p.m. Monday after complaints of a naked man causing a disturbance. When officers arrived, the naked man "ran into the squad, throwing himself onto the vehicle." A police officer then attempted to take the man into custody, but he resisted arrest. He was hit with a stun gun, then arrested. The man was taken by ambulance to Sheboygan Memorial Hospital for medical clearance and was later transported to the Sheboygan County Detention Center on charges of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Kohler police say they are unsure how the man got to the golf course. His name has not yet been released since he has not been formally charged. |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 9, 2017 17:35:48 GMT -8
Distraught Naked Man Leads To Discovery Of Pipe Bomb In Anderson LinkyANDERSON, Calif. - A pipe bomb was found inside a vehicle in Anderson on Tuesday afternoon. Deputies with the Shasta County Sheriff's Office said they responded to a call of a distraught man without any clothes in Anderson near Gover Road and Ash Creek Road. When deputies arrived they found the man unresponsive in his truck covered in what they believe was fecal matter. Deputies found a suspicious device in the man's Chevy Duramax and called in the bomb squad. In a search of the vehicle, the bomb squad said they found a PVC pipe bomb with fusing and a chain attached. Deputies sprayed water at the bomb to reduce friction because it was the safest way to disable the device and maintain the evidence. Investigators could not confirm that the man was under the influence, but did find hypodermic needles in the car. The man was taken to the hospital. |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 9, 2017 17:40:16 GMT -8
Naked Suspect Taken Into Custody In Auburn After Brief Manhunt LinkyA 22-year-old man wanted in Lee County on multiple charges evaded arrest briefly this morning after jumping out of a second-story window of an Auburn residence completely naked. "I think he was wearing a pair of shoes," said Lee County Sheriff Jay Jones. Agents with the U.S. Marshal's Fugitive Task Force, Lee County Sheriff's Office and Auburn police tracked the suspect, identified as Jamal Aikeem Hutchinson, to a residence on Lunsford Drive off North Donahue Drive in Auburn on Tuesday morning. When officers arrived, Hutchinson jumped out of a window and ran from the lawmen, Jones said. Hutchinson was caught a couple hours later off Shug Jordan Parkway just north of Alabama 14. Jones said Hutchinson appeared to have traveled mostly through wooded areas. He said he didn't know if law enforcement had received reports of residents seeing a naked man. Hutchinson was still nude when he was taken into custody shortly before noon, Jones said. Hutchinson is charged with robbery first degree and assault second degree. Additional charges are pending. Hutchinson and another man, Malik Marquis Williams, 21, of Salem, are charged in connection to the robbery and assault of an acquaintance on April 17 in Deer Park, a mobile home park in Lee County. |
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Post by steveinthecity on May 10, 2017 11:51:34 GMT -8
Naked Man Leads Deputies On Chase LinkyPANOLA COUNTY, Miss. - Panola County Chief Deputy Chris Franklin confirming a naked man led deputies on a slow speed chase through Panola County and Batesville Tuesday night. Franklin tells FOX13 that 42-year-old Mortis Eugene Batton didn't have a stitch of clothes on when deputies finally got him stopped. Franklin also noted that Batton didn't have any clothes in his car either. Police tell us the chase began when they saw Batton's truck backed up to New Providence Church on Highway 315. Deputies tell FOX13 the naked driving Batton led deputies on a 35-minute chase through Batesville and the county before being stopped with stop sticks near Highway 51 and Highway 5. Batton is in the Panola County Jail charged with DUI, felony escape, reckless driving, resisting arrest and improper equipment. Deputies don't know why he was naked at the church, but did say he appeared to be high on dope.  |
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