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Post by Bats on Mar 19, 2017 16:03:15 GMT -8
It occurred to me, I have a wealth of knowledge to pass onto the younger generation but have yet to do so. Seeing as this board will outlive all other forms of internet based communication, what better place than this to leave my pearls of wisdom. Stop by every day for new top tips and please feel free to add your own. - Uncle Bats |
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Post by Bats on Mar 19, 2017 16:10:51 GMT -8
Clothes do not need to be ironed. Body heat irons clothes. Just fold your laundry neatly and place it in a drawer. When you come to wear it, the creases will be gone within 30 minutes.
Unless you're going to a job interview, of course. Always iron your clothes for a job interview, you lazy sod!
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Post by Bats on Mar 19, 2017 16:23:24 GMT -8
As you approach 30, your body's ability to process alcohol diminishes. This means your hangovers will get worse the older you get. If going out for a night of drinking, follow these steps to reduce the severity of your hangover: - Drink a pint of water before you go out.
- Eat something small but fatty after you've finished drinking.
- Drink at least one pint of water before you go to bed.
- Take the recommended dose of Ibuprofen with the water (or alternative pain killer if you are unable to do so).
- Brush your teeth.
- Drink another pint of water when you wake up.
- Eat something.
- Don't stay in bed.
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MetalPSI™
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Post by MetalPSI™ on Mar 19, 2017 18:13:18 GMT -8
Sit down
Shut up
Pay attention
And for crying out loud, shave that beard, no one is impressed. Ladies, dress like an adult, being 12 was over years ago.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 21:42:00 GMT -8
"Please."
"Thank you."
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Post by Bats on Mar 19, 2017 22:58:25 GMT -8
Without a doubt, the best advice a person could receive. |
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Post by Bats on Mar 20, 2017 13:01:54 GMT -8
When walking in crowded areas - for example, shopping malls and train stations - put your phone and wallet in the front pocket of your trousers. Pickpockets are everywhere and they are watching you. If you're the type of person who likes to have their new pink iPhone 7 sticking out of a back pocket, for the whole world to see, you're likely to be phoneless before the day's out.
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Post by Bats on Mar 20, 2017 13:30:26 GMT -8
If you're going out on a first date with a nice young lady, please, for the love of Spock, do not tell her you collect comic books.
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Post by slym2none on Mar 20, 2017 20:35:04 GMT -8
Sit down Shut up Pay attention And for crying out loud, shave that beard, no one is impressed. Ladies, dress like an adult, being 12 was over years ago. Also, dress for your size. See: People Of Wal-Mart. Also "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" or "no sir" or "no ma'am".  |
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on Mar 20, 2017 22:38:49 GMT -8
Stay off the Internet until you've grown up.
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Post by slym2none on Mar 20, 2017 22:50:57 GMT -8
(Of course, had he been born and/or raised in a country where they drive on the right, he'd say the same things, I'm sure.)  |
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Post by Jeffro on Mar 21, 2017 10:00:40 GMT -8
I need to incorporate "plonker" into my vocabulary
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Post by Jeffro on Mar 21, 2017 10:03:43 GMT -8
As you approach 30, your body's ability to process alcohol diminishes. This means your hangovers will get worse the older you get. If going out for a night of drinking, follow these steps to reduce the severity of your hangover: - Drink a pint of water before you go out.
- Eat something small but fatty after you've finished drinking.
- Drink at least one pint of water before you go to bed.
- Take the recommended dose of Ibuprofen with the water (or alternative pain killer if you are unable to do so).
- Brush your teeth.
- Drink another pint of water when you wake up.
- Eat something.
- Don't stay in bed.
I had a buddy once tell me about the water and the ibuprofen, but not the other stuff. One night after having way too much jagermeister, I tried it and it somewhat worked. I woke up not feeling quite right. A minor hangover. Could have been a lot worse. |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 21, 2017 13:14:57 GMT -8
Enunciate your words.
If I can't understand what you're mumbling, I'm less inclined to communicate with you any further.
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Post by Bats on Mar 21, 2017 13:47:19 GMT -8
As you approach 30, your body's ability to process alcohol diminishes. This means your hangovers will get worse the older you get. If going out for a night of drinking, follow these steps to reduce the severity of your hangover: - Drink a pint of water before you go out.
- Eat something small but fatty after you've finished drinking.
- Drink at least one pint of water before you go to bed.
- Take the recommended dose of Ibuprofen with the water (or alternative pain killer if you are unable to do so).
- Brush your teeth.
- Drink another pint of water when you wake up.
- Eat something.
- Don't stay in bed.
I had a buddy once tell me about the water and the ibuprofen, but not the other stuff. One night after having way too much jagermeister, I tried it and it somewhat worked. I woke up not feeling quite right. A minor hangover. Could have been a lot worse. If I follow all those points, I usually end up with just a small hangover. However, it can be difficult drinking more than one pint of water just before you go to bed... even at the best of times. |
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