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Post by FiveZero on Apr 12, 2017 21:15:33 GMT -8
Don't post anything stupid or personal on social media. It'll come back and bite you later.
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Post by Bats on Apr 12, 2017 23:34:59 GMT -8
...And there's me complaining about people saying "old school"...  |
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Post by slym2none on Apr 13, 2017 15:20:51 GMT -8
Damn - called it "Maury", it says "Dr. Phil" right on the pic. I am teh suk. Also, concerning Dr. Phil - thanks, Oprah!  |
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Post by Bats on Apr 13, 2017 22:09:23 GMT -8
Damn - called it "Maury", it says "Dr. Phil" right on the pic... Well, howbow dah...?  |
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Post by slym2none on Apr 13, 2017 22:32:08 GMT -8
Cash me oousside, bish!
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Post by Jeffro on Apr 14, 2017 3:06:27 GMT -8
I'd like to find the producer that gave her a TV show and punch him in the throat
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Post by Bats on Apr 14, 2017 11:01:58 GMT -8
I'd like to find the producer that gave her a TV show and punch him in the throat I'd make him listen to the audio tracks of the show... on repeat. |
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Post by Bats on Apr 15, 2017 1:56:36 GMT -8
When visiting an amusement park, it's probably best to make up your mind about riding the roller coaster before you get strapped in to the seat. Stop wasting everyone's time by screaming to get out right after you get in...  |
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Post by Bats on Apr 15, 2017 1:59:57 GMT -8
When you see a solitary dandelion growing in your garden, deal with it immediately rather than waiting until it's spread across the whole lawn.
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Post by Bats on Apr 15, 2017 2:05:41 GMT -8
If your lawn is plagued by neighbourhood pets, wild animals or rodents, sprinkle a light dusting of white pepper around the perimeter once every few days. This will be enough to keep most animals at bay without turning your garden into a spice shop.
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Post by Bats on Apr 15, 2017 2:15:39 GMT -8
When throwing out the trash, ensure that it's tied up in a plastic bag before it goes into the waste bin. This will help prevent scavenging, maggot growth and migration of items you'd prefer the neighbours not to see.
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Post by MetalPSI™ on Apr 15, 2017 15:58:40 GMT -8
...And there's me complaining about people saying "old school"... I had to google this and I've never wanted to curb stomp a 13 year old girl before now. Thanks society |
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Post by slym2none on Apr 15, 2017 17:29:20 GMT -8
Drano™ crystal will take care of a nasty cold. Just snort a teaspoon full followed by a little water and wait for the magic to happen. You should feel it working pretty fast!
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Post by Bats on Apr 18, 2017 3:36:48 GMT -8
If you've just given your kid a piece of fruit, don't sit next to them and eat chocolate.
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Post by MetalPSI™ on Apr 18, 2017 15:35:03 GMT -8
If you sign up on a comic board forum which imposes a policy of rules for five year olds on free thinking individuals, never post a stance against war.
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