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Post by kav on Dec 15, 2022 10:53:50 GMT -8
In car chase scenes the car in back always catches up to the car in front. Doesn't matter if it's a VW bug chasing a lambourghini. It also manages to ram the other car off the road. Doesn't matter if it's a VW bug ramming a Hummer. Also tires never pop no matter how many curbs, metal fragments or motorcycles they run over. I hit a curb once going 8 mph and it was pop city.
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Post by kav on Dec 15, 2022 21:03:47 GMT -8
ppl in movies always leave the keys somewhere in the vehicle never ever in their pocket. everyone has a key under doormat.
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Post by kav on Dec 16, 2022 8:28:04 GMT -8
Hollywood thinks gasoline is a clear liquid. They think we're dumb and have never seen that it is pink in color. So they splash water over people and threaten to set em on fire, thinking we swallow their BS. We do not. They also think gas is kinda hard to smell and people sit in a puddle of it for a while before they go 'GAS!'. In reality the human nose is very adept at smelling the slightest traces of gas. In fact, the nose can detect gas better than a chromatograph. Yep Hollywood you blew it again.
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Post by kav on Dec 16, 2022 8:29:02 GMT -8
In movies you can be an ex con-walk into a HS basketball game and announce your name and start pointing a gun at people, assault them, start shooting in a housing project, walk into a casino shooting, kill people, long car chase with gunfire, and the cops won't come getcha.
Of course the housing project will be completely empty also the streets during all this.
'Four Brothers'.
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Post by kav on Dec 16, 2022 8:29:46 GMT -8
In movies people do things like hang dry clothes on the clothesline. Hollywood thinks we're too dumb to notice.
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Post by kav on Dec 16, 2022 14:43:14 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Dec 16, 2022 19:45:09 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 11:06:34 GMT -8
Flight Plan: a movie that hinges on the fact that no one will notice a little girl on a plane, and her and her mom will move to the back seats to sleep so the kid can be abducted. If these things dont happen, the elaborate plot will not work. If even one person sees the kid, the plan will not work. How the perps knew the mom and her kid would move seats, stretch out and sleep in the back, and no one in the plane would notice a cute little kid when people automatically notice cute little kids is a genuine Hollywood wtf mystery. Imagine a plot that takes place in a bookstore and hinges completely on the chance that some random dude will select one single book out of the entire store and read one particular page. Just by chance. This movie's plot is about as dumb as that.
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 11:07:18 GMT -8
NO Hollywood you cannot have continuous running gun battles with machine guns aboard an airliner wtf. AIR FORCE ONE.
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 11:12:38 GMT -8
No matter where the good guys run to in america there will be a bad guy close by that the main bad guy can call to intercept them. Usually he is just blocks away from their location.
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 11:13:20 GMT -8
The good guy in an action movie always has to hook up with some woman so she can be taken hostage at the end. I find this extremely sexist and microaggressive. That and the fact the woman always 'twists her ankle'. Hollywood: women can run without twisting their ankle every time. I see women running all the time. I have never seen one twist their ankle.
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 11:14:11 GMT -8
People in movies being chased by the bad guys always call a friend or relative on the phone and get tracked down even though everyone has seen in movies that that is what happens when you call someone.
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 11:14:51 GMT -8
In real life if there's a fender bender a bunch of people gather on the curb. In movies a house can explode and no one even looks outside.
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 12:24:53 GMT -8
people in movies when they come across the good guy badly wounded never take 'em to the hospital ever. they just take 'em home and bandage 'em and then the scene where good guy wakes up. this is sufficient medical care because bacteria do not exist in movies.
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Post by kav on Dec 17, 2022 17:46:31 GMT -8
amber heard still dropping deuces wherever she goes. cctv footage in spain shows her coppin a squat. the hell is wrong with this woman?   |
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