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Post by kav on Dec 10, 2022 10:53:53 GMT -8
People in movies that locate the killer always walk into the police station and start spewing sentence fragments-when the duty officer tries to ask legitimate questions they always say just forget it and go get a gun to 'take care of it themselves'. It's the movie 'unable to do a simple explanation' thing, and it's annoying as hell. This also happens in every single romantic comedy where a simple explanation is just IMPOSSIBLE.
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Post by kav on Dec 10, 2022 10:54:32 GMT -8
Why is Spiderman 'Amazing' but Hulk is 'Incredible'? And why are the Four 'Fantastic'? Ok Thor is mighty, I'll grant you that. But is Iron Man really 'invincible'? Hasn't he been defeated several times? Magneto could squash him like a bug.
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Post by kav on Dec 12, 2022 11:22:33 GMT -8
I'm watching Black Hat-they go into a restaurant and don't even order and the waiter brings them food. Hollywood is so casual about the way they depict what happens in restaurants. People order food and don't eat it, leave without paying, etc.
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parker1865
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Post by parker1865 on Dec 12, 2022 11:58:05 GMT -8
I am invoking the Drunk Christmas Time Cop, for the win.
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Post by kav on Dec 12, 2022 11:58:57 GMT -8
I am invoking the Drunk Christmas Time Cop, for the win. thread over |
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Post by kav on Dec 12, 2022 17:20:41 GMT -8
watching money monster. dude sittin on the toilet, comes out, rinses hands brirfly with water towels off. no soap no washing no nothin. apparently this is how ppl in hollywood roll. gross.  |
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Post by kav on Dec 12, 2022 18:29:32 GMT -8
money monster-dude wearin bomb vest and cop identifies it as semtex by looking at it. human visual gas chromatograph.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 12:37:47 GMT -8
Weapons only hit certain spots in movies. For the good guy any way. Bullets will always strike the shoulder and cause the person to say 'I'm ok'. Glass shards-those go in upper thigh and will cause excruciating pain when pulled out-way more pain than say, getting shot in the shoulder. Knives will slash stomach area and cause some bleeding. Arrows-either shoulder or thigh is acceptable.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 15:53:11 GMT -8
watching revenge 2017. chick gets spiked on a tree branch after bein pushed off cliff. survives and extricates herself, then bad guys follow large blood trail for like a mile. human body dont got that much blood folks.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 16:33:03 GMT -8
one thing that bugs me is unexplained recovery without medical treatment-as i said chick gets spiked and loses like 5 gallons of blood then goes on rampage against bad guys.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 17:56:19 GMT -8
in movies. if you cauterize wounds with a hot knife there is no need for further medical treatment.
not that there's ever a need for medical treatment, in movies.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 18:03:21 GMT -8
cauterizing the outside of a wound will not stop internal bleeding.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 18:05:18 GMT -8
no one ever needs a transfusion in movies, no matter how much blood they lose.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 18:36:54 GMT -8
the main bad guy is always the last to die, in the most horrific manner.
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Post by kav on Dec 13, 2022 18:38:33 GMT -8
psychedelic trips in movies last as long as the plot requires.
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