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Post by kav on Dec 4, 2022 16:43:44 GMT -8
plate of food in front of him-doesnt touch it-talks for 30 seconds then 'gotta go'. doesnt pay or nuthin. god this is infuriating. EAT! PAY! and we know when we see the food he aint gonna eat or pay! because they never eat or pay!  |
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Post by kav on Dec 5, 2022 11:21:40 GMT -8
I'm watching the Day After Tomorrow-some guys got out of a helicopter and froze solid instantly. Even if they were dipped in liquid Nitrogen, they would not freeze that fast. I don't think it's colder than liquid Nitrogen, because there is still an atmosphere.
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Post by kav on Dec 5, 2022 11:22:55 GMT -8
Two things that always get destroyed in disaster movies-statue of liberty and the hollywood sign. Strangely, in movies the hollywood sign never has a fence around it like it does in real life. You would think that people that live in hollywood, and make movies, would know this.
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Post by kav on Dec 5, 2022 11:23:49 GMT -8
In disaster movies it's a rule that the lead character must be a divorced man and he never 'connects' with his kid(s). The disaster conveniently gets rid of the step father so the family can bond together again. Usually there's a scene at the beginning where divorce papers are served. Often the kid calls his father by his first name.
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Post by parker1865 on Dec 6, 2022 8:52:18 GMT -8
...and the guy everybody worries about during the disaster movie escape sequence always has a damn heart attack or falls and breaks his leg holding everybody up and the music gets real loud and pounding.
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Post by kav on Dec 6, 2022 11:51:11 GMT -8
No, Hollywood, bombs do not have digital timer displays on them-they are not designed so someone can sit next to them and watch them go off. If its a terrorist bomb they wouldn't install a countdown clock so the good guys will know how much time they have before they cut the red wire.
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Post by kav on Dec 7, 2022 11:31:11 GMT -8
Ok I'm watching 2012. They said THAT EARTHQUAKE WAS A 10.9!!
Um and 11 mag quake would split the Earth in 2...
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Post by kav on Dec 7, 2022 11:47:43 GMT -8
No Hollywood a car will not explode if you shoot it. It will not flip over. The hood will not fly off. None of these things are possible. Ps bullets generally bounce off windshield due to the angle.
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Post by kav on Dec 7, 2022 11:49:18 GMT -8
movie serial killers all have the exact same personality-because screenwriters learn how to write serial killers from watching other serial killer movies-they all are cocky, arrogant, toy with the lead detective, say the same s***....hollywood: stretch out a bit man-explore other possibilities....
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Post by kav on Dec 7, 2022 13:16:26 GMT -8
no, hollywood, silencers do not work on revolvers pls stop with this you dolts.  |
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Post by kav on Dec 7, 2022 13:20:21 GMT -8
plus the screw hole is on the INSIDE of the barrel. you are going to blow your fingers off.  |
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Post by kav on Dec 9, 2022 8:41:59 GMT -8
Watching the global warming propaganda film Day After Tomorrow. No one believes the warmer guy and some scientist chick says I believe you-last week I monitored the strongest hurricane ever recorded!
Apparently no one else noticed this massive hurricane.
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Post by kav on Dec 9, 2022 8:42:31 GMT -8
If you see a guy buffing floors in a movie something incredible is about to happen.
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Post by kav on Dec 9, 2022 18:01:59 GMT -8
in movies and tv if a woman puts on a wig and hat suddenly her actual face is completely unrecognizable even to her boyfriend.  |
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Post by kav on Dec 10, 2022 10:52:32 GMT -8
Movies where the corrupt vice president gets a dramatic arrest at the end. A vice president is free from arrest. He must be impeached and removed from office first but that's not dramatic amirite?
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