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Post by kav on Jan 28, 2023 14:20:32 GMT -8
In movies, a loser can get a job, rent a big apartment, furnish it, all before he receives his first paycheck and with no credit history.
Yes I'm watching 'Knocked Up'.
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Post by kav on Jan 28, 2023 20:29:37 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Jan 31, 2023 11:17:10 GMT -8
movies where 34 year olds play 16 year olds which is pretty much every movie with teen age students. From 'Rage':  |
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Post by kav on Feb 2, 2023 11:49:36 GMT -8
No Hollywood someone who makes bead necklaces and sometimes sells em at bake sales cannot deduct a bunch of stuff on their taxes as business expenses which will enable them to save their farm. You cannot deduct far more money than you earn selling beads. This one is simple math. If you sold $200 worth of beads one year you cannot deduct $20,000 in taxes and save your farm, is what I'm saying.
"The Accountant"
Hollywood has the strangest ideas about the IRS and taxes. In Meet Joe Black he was posing as an IRS agent investigating securities malfeasance. Why the IRS would investigate something like that is a mystery.
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Post by kav on Feb 3, 2023 10:55:54 GMT -8
In movies with prison scenes if two guys play chess all the time, one of them will get killed and the other will avenge him.
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Post by kav on Feb 4, 2023 11:24:05 GMT -8
In movies these things all travel the same speed based on chase sequences: cars, bicycles, people running, shambling maniacs.
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Post by kav on Feb 4, 2023 11:24:33 GMT -8
No one ever gets shot in the fire escape escape scenes-just a lot of sparks.
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raz
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Post by raz on Feb 5, 2023 14:46:51 GMT -8
Batteries in flashlights will always fail at the most inopportune time.
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Post by kav on Feb 5, 2023 16:11:51 GMT -8
Batteries in flashlights will always fail at the most inopportune time. AND, depending on plot needs, batteries will last as long as required. days, weeks- |
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Post by kav on Feb 5, 2023 19:37:22 GMT -8
people do CPR all wrong in movies-they barely push.
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Post by kav on Feb 5, 2023 20:35:45 GMT -8
movies where you can tell whats about to happen based on the music.
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Post by kav on Feb 8, 2023 14:10:35 GMT -8
any movie that supposedly shows a child's drawing is always obviously drawn by an adult.
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Post by kav on Feb 10, 2023 17:20:29 GMT -8
Not all, but many sports movies are of the format team gets new coach, team loses coach, team gets coach back.
The format of romance films.
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Post by kav on Feb 13, 2023 20:03:27 GMT -8
movies where someone is holding breath underwater for like 2 minutes then come up and they breathin normal. they might do a couple pants then normal. this one infuriates me. JUST HAVE THE ACTORS ACTUALLY HOLD THEY BREATH YOU SIMPLETONS! Dont you care at all abt the movie you are making???
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Post by kav on Feb 13, 2023 20:33:56 GMT -8
Every movie about new recruits in the military must feature the protagonist meeting the love interest in a bar-she must be cute and smart-alecky and he must get in trouble when he is caught being late back to base cause he slept with 'er.
This is law.
Frequently his best buddy dies in some mishap then the romantic consoling scene.
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