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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 15:44:15 GMT -8
watching Blackout. Why does every action movie that takes place in a hospital feature an empty hospital with plenty of gunfights? WHY I guarantee guns go off in hospital and police response would be fast and massive. edit-hospital chock full of people and no one hears the constant running machine gun battles-  |
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 15:46:19 GMT -8
plus its one of those movies where they need something from the good guy desperately but they still shoot at him like crazy.
Um guys if ya kill 'im thats it-ya dont get the hidden flash drive (or whatever the mc guffin is).
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 16:51:42 GMT -8
no, hollywood the paddles do not work on someone with their clothes on not to mention they do not send someone flying back  |
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 19:27:56 GMT -8
still watching Blackout-dude is on satphone to cops. then cop says to other cop can you trace it? reply-no thats the point of satphones. Um satphones are the EASIEST phone to trace precise location, hollywood. |
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 19:39:09 GMT -8
Oh Hollywood you are S-T-U-P-I-D.
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 20:01:09 GMT -8
everyone knows kung fu in action movies-with women knowin more kung fu than anyone.
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 20:08:00 GMT -8
no matter how many bad guys you kill there's always the same number of bad guys till you kill the main bad guy then they're all gone. roll credits.
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 20:14:57 GMT -8
Blackout-ok now explosions are blowin out windows at the hospital (the thing where good guy shoots gas cannister to kill bad guys) but still-no cops. no one inside or outside even notices.
I submit ppl notice stuff better than this.
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 20:20:20 GMT -8
If I had to pick the one thing that is most needed in movies that would be antibiotics. you never see em ever regardless of the injury. No tetanus shots either.
Movies need this even more than ppl eatin breakfast.
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 20:47:35 GMT -8
when attackin' good guy as a group be sure to go one at a time and throw away yo guns.
TRANSPORTER
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Post by kav on Jan 15, 2023 12:20:50 GMT -8
Movie rule 103: to tug audience heartstring about dead wife or daughter it's crucial you have ballerina music box scene.
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Post by kav on Jan 15, 2023 12:21:25 GMT -8
reasonable doubt-a movie abt a serial killer-prosecutor goes back to the alley where murder occured AFTER THE TRIAL IS OVER and finds the killer's pristine distinctive cigarette butt. You realize, hollywood, that a trial is like a year later, right? And that cops pick up evidence like cigarette butts, right?
NO, YOU DONT.
Also during the trial the prosecutor was making statements to the witness. Another big NO. Questions only.
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Post by kav on Jan 15, 2023 14:34:21 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Jan 17, 2023 22:21:37 GMT -8
in a fist fight the bad guy will ALWAYS pull out a knife. with a sshhhhhiiiik sound.
The good guy is NEVER the one to pull out a knife. EVER.
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Post by kav on Jan 17, 2023 22:23:07 GMT -8
good guys: start carrying knifes.
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