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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 6, 2017 12:47:51 GMT -8
What did the leper say to the hooker? "Keep the tip." That was the first rude joke my father ever told me! What do you call a leper taking a bath? Soup. |
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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on May 6, 2017 13:26:54 GMT -8
That was the first rude joke my father ever told me! What do you call a leper taking a bath? Soup.   |
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Post by slym2none on May 6, 2017 14:55:13 GMT -8
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
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Post by FiveZero on May 7, 2017 6:52:50 GMT -8
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full.  |
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on May 7, 2017 14:20:39 GMT -8
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Post by slym2none on May 7, 2017 14:34:43 GMT -8
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Post by slym2none on May 11, 2017 15:39:49 GMT -8
Have you ever noticed that no matter how badly a good guy gets beaten up he never loses a tooth? I have seen Spider-Man's face smashed into concrete more than once. I even remember The Punisher shooting Wolverine down to his skeleton. I know teeth would grow back for him, and I know they aren't adamantium laced, so at least a few would have gotten shot out.
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Post by Jeffro on May 14, 2017 11:14:41 GMT -8
Have you ever noticed that minions sound exactly like jawas?
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 15, 2017 14:09:38 GMT -8
Have you ever noticed that minions sound exactly like jawas? I'm sure it was just lazy production, but I always thought tbey sounded like ewoks, and 'theorized' they're distantly related like the Duros and the Neimoidians. EDIT: I mean the jawas sound like ewoks. |
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Post by FiveZero on May 15, 2017 15:05:59 GMT -8
Now that you mention it, they do kind of sound like jawas.
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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on Jun 2, 2017 6:13:24 GMT -8
I think it's time we discuss what's been on everyone's mind.
Garage Flies.
What's up with them? They never land...they just fly around in circles all day long...staying out of the sun. Are they secretly monitoring us? If so...for what purpose? Who do they report to?
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Post by Jeffro on Jun 2, 2017 6:30:29 GMT -8
Sounds like the name of a Frank Zappa album, Garage Flies
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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on Jun 2, 2017 6:38:31 GMT -8
I just googled 'Garage Flies.'
This guy has what I would call...'Blair Witch Flies.'
Very sinister.
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Post by steveinthecity on Jun 2, 2017 10:45:31 GMT -8
I was always curious about those flies that hang(fly) around in cone shapes near doorways. It's not a daily thing nor does it seem related to sun or heat. I can think of three or four instances where this happened long term in retail businesses that had open doors/storefronts.
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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on Jun 2, 2017 11:57:43 GMT -8
A few years ago I watched some sort of scientific documentary where they were discussing evolution and short life spans. Flies in restaurant kitchens were discussed, and how over the years the 'low flyers' had been mostly killed off by the kitchen staff, leaving mostly 'high flyers.' Supposedly, that predisposition was now part of the genome for that variety of fly...or at least there was some evidence to support the theory.
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