CURRENT EVENTS! (Non-political/No Covid discussions)

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

In my defense, I was SUPER drunk at the time.

Gretel wins the biggest wiener contest by him putting her on his car + otherwise obsess over her, yes?

Oh.

Well, it IS clever.

And Gretel STILL might have the biggest wiener!

I wanna see a cage match between them!

Gretel's stankeye will floor him within seconds!

The thing I find funniest about the whole beatdown is that his original comeback ("How DARE you!") was (deliberately?) misinterpreted by his hay-ers as simply "raging."

How soon they forget (?) Gretel's famous first words!

So, it looks like the entire Greta Thurnberg / Andrew Tate fiasco was a fabrication of mainstream media to enthrall the masses with plenty of misinformation floating around. 


Tate was NOT picked up because he showed Greta his pizza boxes. 

Tate was not trying to hide his whereabouts. It was openly known where he was. 

And he was NOT picked up for human trafficking charges.

He was arrested on charges of money laundering. 

He went from bring basically average to being worth $100 MILLION in 5 years. 


One thing is certain - no matter how powerful you are, even if you're a US president or the richest man in the world, the Matrix will throw the Gates of Hell at you to quiet you. 

Tate may or may not be guilty of money laundering but you can bet that his biggest mistake was not greasing the right palms.