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Post by kav on Nov 23, 2022 11:55:52 GMT -8
A betrothed woman encounters Bigfoot and is bitten by the legendary Sasquatch, and her resulting physical reaction from the chance meeting does not bode well for her fiancé or their wedding plans. -not sure if he was radioactive or not.  |
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Post by kav on Nov 23, 2022 11:59:55 GMT -8
Movie party scene directors: 20 shots of alcohol would be fatal.
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Post by kav on Nov 26, 2022 13:22:36 GMT -8
movies and shows where crime scene photographers take pics of evidence without a ruler showing scale.  |
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Post by kav on Nov 28, 2022 11:09:49 GMT -8
Rule of movies: guy strung up hanging by chains will always escape by headlocking captor with legs.
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Post by parker1865 on Nov 28, 2022 11:25:51 GMT -8
The detective's cigarette dangling from his lips is always bent downward.
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Post by kav on Nov 28, 2022 11:31:02 GMT -8
The detective's cigarette dangling from his lips is always bent downward.  |
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Post by vintagecomics on Nov 28, 2022 15:11:53 GMT -8
I have a hard time watching typical Hollywood-made movies anymore. They're so contrived and reality is always manipulated so badly. So tiring. European films (just generally speaking) tend to me far more realistic and without the gimmicks. I used to be against the "Hollywood is dumbing down America" argument but I believe it holds water now. People seem to actually believe real life is like this and it's pretty sad. BTW, I watched Dragged Across Concrete after you'd mentioned it. I thought with that great cast it would be a half decent movie. It may have been one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was totally C-movie schlock.  |
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Post by kav on Nov 28, 2022 19:02:12 GMT -8
deflector screens in sci fi movies never do anything ever.
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Post by kav on Nov 28, 2022 19:12:15 GMT -8
I have a hard time watching typical Hollywood-made movies anymore. They're so contrived and reality is always manipulated so badly. So tiring. European films (just generally speaking) tend to me far more realistic and without the gimmicks. I used to be against the "Hollywood is dumbing down America" argument but I believe it holds water now. People seem to actually believe real life is like this and it's pretty sad. BTW, I watched Dragged Across Concrete after you'd mentioned it. I thought with that great cast it would be a half decent movie. It may have been one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was totally C-movie schlock. you just didnt understand it  |
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Post by vintagecomics on Nov 28, 2022 19:40:07 GMT -8
It may have been one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was totally C-movie schlock. you just didnt understand it  Oh, I understood it. It was just horrible film making. People's hands getting short off like in a B movie. Dry, wooden, predictable dialogue. I wasn't dissing your tasted in movies. I was just surprised that a few previously A list actors would make a movie this bad. |
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Post by kav on Nov 28, 2022 19:57:24 GMT -8
you just didnt understand it Oh, I understood it. It was just horrible film making. People's hands getting short off like in a B movie. Dry, wooden, predictable dialogue. I wasn't dissing your tasted in movies. I was just surprised that a few previously A list actors would make a movie this bad. You probably liked wet hot american summer!!! |
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Post by vintagecomics on Nov 28, 2022 20:08:24 GMT -8
I've never even heard about it, but it sounds like the soundtrack to my life.
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Post by kav on Nov 28, 2022 20:41:18 GMT -8
I've never even heard about it, but it sounds like the soundtrack to my life. its bad-real bad. i'd be interested in what you think of Cop Shop-very unusual movie. |
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Post by kav on Nov 29, 2022 11:25:34 GMT -8
No, Hollywood, schools do not test for 'protective instincts' in career aptitude tests wtf. The Blind Side. How would you even test for that? And why? Look i know what you were shooting for-you wanted to show the character had strong protective instincts because it was a plot point. But there were so many ways to get this across to the audience. Making up something dumb is never the way to go. I mean it's always the way you go but it doesn't have to be. Screenwriters: remember, show, don't tell. You told.
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Post by parker1865 on Nov 29, 2022 11:39:00 GMT -8
The jilted woman always cries on the shoulder of the guy that boots her, and wishes him happiness, and it is a sunset in the background, with a hint of rain to come. Then:
THE END appears, and is the biggest damn letters any human ever experienced on the Screen.
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