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Post by kav on Nov 21, 2022 11:57:28 GMT -8
Anyone who has ever had blood drawn or has any intelligence whatsoever knows the needle does not go in perpendicular Hollywood you  . they do this every single time.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2022 1:14:58 GMT -8
People are WAY too nice in movies.
Real life is more like the riots in Soylent Green.
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Post by kav on Nov 22, 2022 10:41:50 GMT -8
medics in war movies only do two things: "Put your hand on it!! keep pressure!" and stick em with morphine. Training course must be a breeze. They should train every single soldier to be a medic-it would take about 5 minutes and they'd have lots of medics.
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Post by parker1865 on Nov 22, 2022 11:48:49 GMT -8
Don't leave out the obligatory:
1) Lt., we are out of ammo. what are we going to do?"
2) Sarge, there is no more ammo....what the hell are we going to do?"
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Post by spello on Nov 22, 2022 11:58:45 GMT -8
The kid in the horror movie will always get possessed
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Post by kav on Nov 22, 2022 12:02:04 GMT -8
The kid in the horror movie will always get possessed  |
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Post by kav on Nov 22, 2022 12:02:34 GMT -8
Don't leave out the obligatory: 1) Lt., we are out of ammo. what are we going to do?" 2) Sarge, there is no more ammo....what the hell are we going to do?" 'its quiet' 'too quiet' |
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Post by spello on Nov 22, 2022 12:04:58 GMT -8
If it’s an action movie: violence and increasing the volume is the answer, unless velociraptors are involved and then you get Dino-telepathy for no reason
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Post by kav on Nov 22, 2022 12:08:29 GMT -8
If it’s an action movie: violence and increasing the volume is the answer, unless velociraptors are involved and then you get Dino-telepathy for no reason if the plot and character is weak hire mark wahlberg to yell a lot. this will take the place of plot and characterization. |
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Post by parker1865 on Nov 22, 2022 12:10:56 GMT -8
The grenades ALWAYS land where intended. Every Damn Time.
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Post by parker1865 on Nov 22, 2022 12:13:07 GMT -8
The tank ALWAYS drives over a car or a truck, and the bridge blows up immediately after the tank crosses.
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Post by kav on Nov 22, 2022 12:14:47 GMT -8
The grenades ALWAYS land where intended. Every Damn Time.  plus the explosion radius changes depending on plot requirements. |
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Post by kav on Nov 22, 2022 12:15:58 GMT -8
plus in die hard movies gernades take like 3 minutes to ixplode.
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Post by parker1865 on Nov 22, 2022 12:16:11 GMT -8
The Nazis ALWAYS fly backward when shot.
The GI always flails his arms when shot, stumbling forward on his knees, and manages to kill the last Nazi manning a machine gun, then dies.
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Post by kav on Nov 22, 2022 12:33:34 GMT -8
The Nazis ALWAYS fly backward when shot. The GI always flails his arms when shot, stumbling forward on his knees, and manages to kill the last Nazi manning a machine gun, then dies. when infiltrating nazis it is not necessary to speak german-merely speak english with a german accent. |
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. they do this every single time.
