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Post by kav on Dec 29, 2022 17:22:18 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Dec 29, 2022 17:51:08 GMT -8
a bad guy running can outperform a car or motorcycle.
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Post by kav on Dec 29, 2022 17:55:40 GMT -8
the good guy can never just beat the bad guy there must be an extended fight where the good guy is losing-losing-losing-suddenly he wins.
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Post by kav on Dec 29, 2022 18:02:11 GMT -8
usually by klonking him on the head, a choke hold insta kill or a knife insta kill.
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Post by kav on Dec 30, 2022 8:42:51 GMT -8
No Hollywood night vision devices do not have glowing eyes and space helmets do not have interior light. This would blind the wearer you dolts.
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Post by kav on Dec 30, 2022 11:35:18 GMT -8
At the end of a movie the hero will always drop his gun and the villain too so they can have the fist fight scene.
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Post by kav on Dec 30, 2022 17:47:41 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Dec 30, 2022 19:21:34 GMT -8
shot, stabbed, clubbed, bleeding profusely-
"we've gotta get you to a hospital!"
"No hospitals!"
every time
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Post by kav on Dec 31, 2022 12:15:59 GMT -8
Tips for screenwriters  |
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Post by kav on Dec 31, 2022 12:17:43 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Dec 31, 2022 12:19:37 GMT -8
hey what would happen if you got bit by a zombie, a vampire, and a werewolf at the same time?  |
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Post by kav on Jan 2, 2023 12:39:06 GMT -8
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Post by kav on Jan 3, 2023 15:28:28 GMT -8
Marvel movie formula: incredibly powerful bad guy slaps heroes around like children-utterly unstoppable and cracks wise. At the end they defeat the bad guy with some trick or strategy. The end. Rinse and repeat. And repeat. And repeat.
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Post by kav on Jan 4, 2023 16:59:59 GMT -8
god damn it I just watched one of those 'it was all a dream movies! black butterfly.
christ they still make these???
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Post by kav on Jan 14, 2023 15:29:19 GMT -8
no action movie is complete unless dude teams up with a woman, who usually does a lotta screamin'. and usually twists her ankle. this is patriarchy stuff.
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