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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on Jun 15, 2017 7:17:54 GMT -8
That was kind of hot then really weird especially when she was letting it spray over her face. I thought she was just mega-dumb. But if she was letting it do that...that is weird. I watched it again...I think she got some in her mouth.  |
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Post by slym2none on Jun 15, 2017 9:30:44 GMT -8
I am glad there was a mirror there.  |
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Post by FiveZero on Jun 15, 2017 17:52:02 GMT -8
She got it in her mouth when she attempted to stick out her tongue then she realized it was  . |
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on Jun 15, 2017 20:04:40 GMT -8
The light bulb is a little loose with this one  What the hell else was she "thinking" could have been happening? The cub held a water pistol with it's tail? A bidet she figured she hadn't noticed behind the cub was malfunctioning? |
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on Jun 15, 2017 20:06:35 GMT -8
The look on the cub's face says, "I'm told this discourages your kind."
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Post by Bats on Jun 16, 2017 10:01:18 GMT -8
And who lap cuddles a lion cub?!
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Post by FiveZero on Jun 16, 2017 18:24:20 GMT -8
Yeah, that was weird.
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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on Jun 18, 2017 17:51:34 GMT -8
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Post by FiveZero on Jun 19, 2017 16:57:04 GMT -8
um...that was lame. If they're going to make her jump/bounce at least give us a close up.
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Post by Bats on Jun 20, 2017 12:31:22 GMT -8
um...that was lame. If they're going to make her jump/bounce at least give us a close up. The guy on the right finds it way too funny. |
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on Jun 20, 2017 14:25:39 GMT -8
The Lie Detector
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper.
"Where were you last night?"
"I was at the library."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK I was at a friend's house," the son admits.
Doing what?" asked the father. "Watching a movie: Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK it was porn!" cried the son.
Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother.
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on Jun 21, 2017 12:14:32 GMT -8
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir...There's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'
Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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Post by FiveZero on Jun 21, 2017 18:27:26 GMT -8
Took me a second but that was pretty good.
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 1:47:56 GMT -8
Can I post my naff jokes here or should I start a new thread because being "funny" is questionable...?
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Post by Bats on Jun 22, 2017 2:08:26 GMT -8
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