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Post by Bats on May 4, 2019 4:40:42 GMT -8
1) It's raining.
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 4, 2019 10:23:41 GMT -8
2) For some reason everyone else on the planet stopped using them and started going outdoors.
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Post by Bats on May 4, 2019 12:53:03 GMT -8
3) 10 minutes solitude while out shopping with the mother-in-law.
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 4, 2019 13:00:58 GMT -8
3) 10 minutes solitude while out shopping with the mother-in-law. Next time eat something individually wrapped right before leaving, then you'll have a credible reason to extend that time    |
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 4, 2019 14:34:27 GMT -8
4. You're George Michaels' ghost.  |
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Post by Stu on May 4, 2019 15:09:45 GMT -8
5) Tornado warning. We had one the other day.
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Post by Bats on May 4, 2019 23:59:03 GMT -8
5) Tornado warning. We had one the other day. FTFY  |
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Post by Bats on May 5, 2019 0:01:49 GMT -8
4. You're George Michaels' ghost. Oh no you didn't!
Very witty 
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Post by Bats on May 5, 2019 0:02:24 GMT -8
6) The mist is coming and you've got this gut feeling it would be best to put a door between you and Thomas Jane.
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 5, 2019 8:21:11 GMT -8
7. It's the Ladies Room (no dudes- theoretically).
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Post by Bats on May 5, 2019 8:55:28 GMT -8
8) Zombie apocalypse.
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Post by Siggy's Tar Dust® on May 5, 2019 9:14:11 GMT -8
9) It's a little better than soiling yourself.
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Post by Bats on May 5, 2019 10:44:38 GMT -8
10) You're in the mall with your wife and you see your crazy ex approaching. You know the one. The one you intentionally never introduced to her. For some reason you need to go again, even though you just went 10 minutes ago.
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Post by steveinthecity on May 5, 2019 11:00:37 GMT -8
11) To buy a vending machine condom if you've just met that "special" someone.
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Post by Bats on May 5, 2019 11:17:50 GMT -8
11) To buy a vending machine condom if you've just met that "special" someone.
Only to lose your money in the machine and bang on the side furiously knowing that if you emerge empty handed she's going to see it as fate and change her mind... I would imagine 
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