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Post by Stu on Apr 19, 2017 4:15:08 GMT -8
The closest thing we have to a pet is the squirrel that keeps digging up our flowers When we lived in a more bucolic area I trained a squirrel to be my "pet". He would come up and scratch on the window and I'd feed him peanuts from my hand. If I left the window open he'd come into the house.
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on Apr 19, 2017 11:41:44 GMT -8
The closest thing we have to a pet is the squirrel that keeps digging up our flowers get a pet!!
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 19, 2017 14:07:48 GMT -8
My skin hurts.
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Post by Ditch Fahrenheit on Apr 19, 2017 14:35:55 GMT -8
Another reason cats are better than dogs! I like dogs. But there's no way I"m going to take him walkies and pick up his poop with my hand wrapped in a bag...no way. When I was a kid, we had a dog. She had a doghouse in the backyard, and pooped on the grass in the backyard. It was my job to pick that poop up every day with a super-duper pooper-scooper that my dad made at work from aluminum. That was not my favorite chore.
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Post by slym2none on Apr 19, 2017 15:53:38 GMT -8
Another reason cats are better than dogs! I lived in NYC for three years. I have heard two cats loud enough to wake me up. One time I swear they were in harmony with each other. The closest thing we have to a pet is the squirrel that keeps digging up our flowers Did you name him "Burgoo"?
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Post by slym2none on Apr 19, 2017 15:56:20 GMT -8
So, I ended a 5-year relationship today.
Don't worry, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
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Post by MetalPSI™ on Apr 19, 2017 16:05:58 GMT -8
I haven't seen my fiance in about two months. I'm in a steady relationship with my hand at the moment
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on Apr 19, 2017 17:09:49 GMT -8
fleshlight.
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Post by Jeffro on Apr 19, 2017 17:15:31 GMT -8
Another reason cats are better than dogs! I like dogs. But there's no way I"m going to take him walkies and pick up his poop with my hand wrapped in a bag...no way. When I was a kid, we had a dog. She had a doghouse in the backyard, and pooped on the grass in the backyard. It was my job to pick that poop up every day with a super-duper pooper-scooper that my dad made at work from aluminum. That was not my favorite chore. I love dogs. As long as they're someone elses dog
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Post by Jimmers Nice Guy on Apr 19, 2017 17:18:12 GMT -8
We have some fire bellied toads that are pretty nifty.Had them about twelve years!
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Post by 50 Fiddy on Apr 19, 2017 17:37:56 GMT -8
I haven't seen my fiance in about two months. I'm in a steady relationship with my hand at the moment
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Post by steveinthecity on Apr 19, 2017 20:59:43 GMT -8
Omg! They would jabber about this on the Joe Rogan podcast a few years ago. What if you passed away and they found this amidst your belongings?
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Post by Bats on Apr 20, 2017 0:20:16 GMT -8
Omg! They would jabber about this on the Joe Rogan podcast a few years ago. What if you passed away and they found this amidst your belongings? Better than passing away and they find it still attached...
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Post by Bats on Apr 20, 2017 0:22:00 GMT -8
The closest thing we have to a pet is the squirrel that keeps digging up our flowers Did you name him "Burgoo"? No, "Little ". Burgoo... gamy
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Post by Bats on Apr 20, 2017 0:25:10 GMT -8
The closest thing we have to a pet is the squirrel that keeps digging up our flowers When we lived in a more bucolic area I trained a squirrel to be my "pet". He would come up and scratch on the window and I'd feed him peanuts from my hand. If I left the window open he'd come into the house. After reading Slym's post, I think I may leave the window open and turn him into stew... Boil him right up with those damn peanuts he keeps burying in the flower beds!
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